Land That Time Forgot

Dear ALS

Rishton Workmen’s Club (MALE ONLY) 1 mile from Accrington Stanley’s ground welcomes MALE only away supporters for drinks before and after the game. Pints from £1.90, darts board, pool table and two snooker tables. Food available on request. A warm welcome awaits. Please contact myself Dave Aspinall (club treasurer) on 07910172467 to arrange.

Hi Dave

Sunderland have the highest percentage of female season ticket holders in football and if you don’t allow women in your club then we won’t be visiting your antiquated club. I suggest you get with the times and hang out with some lasses!