Bishop Auckland Food festival was on this week, so I decided to take in the game at the local. This 7 goal thriller didn't leave much time for note taking. I've never liked lazy journalism, but I do like to push the boundaries of sports writing. With that in mind here are some screenshots of text with my mate Stainy. KTF, GPD

Them - D day. We've been 'gone for so long'...and we're back. It WAS an easy 6 points! Yesterday I worked 6-2, then travelled to Barnard Castle to play a gig, got stuck in a lift in a WMC, played said gig and arrived home just before 1 am. Did I sleep? Did I nowt. In the last couple of 'behind the scenes' training videos the lads have rocked up to the AOL looking a little bit like they are on the morning after the last night of a stag do. The mornings team news basically read 'significantly...